97. While attending your first concert at the Mohegan Sun Arena, the woman in the row behind you takes one look at your outfit at says, "That girl is too dressed up. I would never wear something like that here."
That's right, kids. The resident slob was judged for breaking out her one pair of black pants and wedges, which are both definitely over two years old and were originally purchased for a job at Bath & Body Works. (i.e. They've seen their fair share of wear, tear, and lotion bottle explosions.) So much for dressing up for date night. Sometimes a girl just can't win. ;)
keep 'em on their toes, carlton! ;)
ReplyDeleteThat woman was just jealous of how great you looked!
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